A father walks into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is holding anickel. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, turning blue in the face.
The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickel and startspanicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue businesssuit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup ofcoffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down,neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seatand makes her way, unhurried, across the book store.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of theboy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then everso firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up thenickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the fatherand walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the fatherrushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seenanybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic.
Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replied . . . "Divorce attorney".
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